happy birthday read-eat-rinse-repeat! you're a whole year old! does that mean you can start eating solid food now? how 'bout some curry?
and happy new year christian calendar! you're 2008 years old! don't worry about feeling old, christain calendar, there's plenty of calendar folks older than you.
maybe it's just the time of year, but i've been seeing a lot of ads on tv for religious themed CD's (read: christian worship music and christian rock), and i gotta ask: where's the pastafarian cd's? how can i get one of those for $12.99 + shipping and handling, and if i act in the next 10 minutes, i'll also get the pastoral pastafarian CD?